There are several derailments every day in the US. Xi must be a busy man.
Xi, his hands long.
Darmok?
Xi and Kim, at Moscow.
Biden, when the NATO fall.
Castro, b-balling with moral vest.
Xi personally travelled to Ohio to use his massive communist muscles to derail the Norfolk train with one tap of his finger.
He threw Stalin’s big spoon across the tracks.
He then used Mao’s comically large chopsticks like massive propellers to generate a 5000kmh wind to spread the released chemicals as far as possible.
He threw it like a javelin from 500 meters away
I think that’s more on DPRK. You know how they are titans that pull the trains by hand? Just one of them would be enough for any derailment.
No way China discovered telekinesis?
Well, if we have Juche necromancy, it only makes sense to have SWCC telekinesis
also time travel apparently, since the derailment was nearly 18 hours prior to the balloon being shot down.
Finding my discord messages on Lemmygrad wasn’t what I was expecting today but I like it.
