Japanese snow monkey
This is what we’re calling white weaboos now
Ohshit it’s
He’s halfway through Animorphing into an American flag
I’ve never seen a white guy this red before in my life.
Clearly you’ve never visited the American rural south in the months of basically April to June
The reddest, most skin-peeling-off, barbed wire on the bicep having people on earth
Clearly you’ve never visited the American rural south
And I never fucking will.
Fair
There’s really nothing redeeming
I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white (or sunburn-red)… it’s probably cool. I haven’t been in like 20 years despite half my family being down there. Can’t say I’m missing much. Mostly just a miserably hot, humid, hellscape of racists
I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white
Despite ticking all the boxes I still fucking won’t.
Red mad and nude online.
You don’t fool me that’s Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.
He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:
“Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them…I don’t want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things”
Japanese
How of you, he clearly devolved into a “macaco ingles”
Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?
That’s not how evolution works!
Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they’ve spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.
they always look like that
he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch’s corpse
Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!
See also Cacajao calvus aka “english monkey”
Danish people after eating buldak ramen
Macaque Attack