Today, an esteemed Chinese Professor, Krakk Pott, PhD, has just uncovered a stunning secret. China’s latest textbooks have titles of Nazi units as page numbers!
From the 1st army to the 35th army, shocking amounts of these brutal forces were found inside textbooks every Chinese student uses. “We believe that this is an attempt to further push Chinese students towards fascism. As we all know, children are easily imprinted upon, and this fascist propaganda will no doubt leave a lasting impression on their minds.”
However, some have objected towards this tendency to categorize fascism as “bad”. “Since fascists hate communists,” Professor Pott reminds us, “Doesn’t that technically make them the good guys?”
As the debate rages on, the China Bad Times would like to remind you to stay objective and to hate communism under all circumstances.