This story was originally made by me two years ago as a sort of girls und panzer x forklift driver klaus thing. Needless to say, it was not very well written.

Over the years, I got rid of all the gore, expanded on the timeline, and this is what I came up with:

Following the American Revolution in 1984, the old American government fled to Europe, where a section of the continent was carved out for the ex-politicians. Joseph McCarthy was so mad he lost that he died, and Hillary Al-Assad took his place as the Supreme-interim all-knowing dictator for life and thereafter. She declared that she stood against “Progressivism, Socialism, and everything that is anti-America.” After launching several failed assaults on North America, she resigned and Juan Guaido declared himself temporary Supreme-interim all-knowing dictator for life and thereafter. A year later, while Juan was on a walk, the Capitol lost all power because the USSR refused to sell Europe any more gas.

Afterwards a bunch of boring crap happened, like a bunch more (failed) invasions. Eventually the Europeans just sort of gave up, and the counterrevolutionary forces just kind of melted away because every time one of their leaders died, Juan Guaido would just declare himself their leader.