to counter claims that China is a stable country and will remain so, a team of China experts was put together to analyze the situation. “After an in-depth study and many field analyses, we have determined that China is still about to collapse in one year,” said one expert, who chose to remain anonymous.
Indeed, China is quite unstable but due to that nasty cartoonish floating timeline, is only one year away from collapse. “We’re all holding our breaths,” says China expert Gordon C. Chang. “I swear it’s gonna be real this time.”
A look at China’s society reveals that thousands of people are dying in China each day. No, this has nothing to do with the natural aging process, it’s actually because Xinnie the Pooh is strangling them to death. This is a humanitarian crisis but despite multiple complaints to the United Nations no action has been taken against his evil empire.
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Scientists posit that China hasn’t been on the verge of collapse for over 20 years now, but that we merely have been living through the single longest year, equivalent in length to over 20 years, in human history. China, therefore, will almost certainly collapse within the next year, as this SuperyearTM has yet to show signs of stopping any time soon.
