• @ComradeSalad
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    91 year ago

    US elections are just:

    Candidate 1: Adolf Hitler, promises to enact Nazism from day one in office.

    Candidate 2: Benito Mussolini, promises to gradually enact Nazism over a period of 2 years.

    Huh, I wonder why no one wants to vote?

  • @cfgaussian
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    71 year ago

    The elections are close because both sides have deeply unpopular right wing programmes.