Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next??
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LAUNCH SPY BALLOON
DEPLOY SECRET POLICE STATION
ACTIVATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
ENGAGE HUAWEI TIKTOK 5G MIND CONTROL TOWERS
SOW DISTRUST IN TESLA WITH CHEAP EVS
CONQUER EAST ASIA WITH TRAINS AND INFRASTRUCTURE
REVERSE MITCH MCDONALDS SISTER OR WHATEVER INTO A POND
MAKA DA BOAT HIT DA BRIDGE HEHE
He’s been hitting the button too much this last week, just being brazen about it and stopped trying to use it in a way that won’t get him found out. /s
Sorry, the button’s got no juice. I don’t see two tea cups.