Today, one of our reporters uncovered an evil secret xi doesn’t want you to know: that China is forcing people to “build character”.

Xi’s evil idea was obviously taken from Calvin’s evil dad. They both exhibit signs of totalitarianism, such as his inclination towards totalitarianism, and they both continue their evil policies despite widespread disapproval.

“This is a humanitarian disaster,” China expert Adrian Zenz said, "I can’t believe it. Now China has banned crypto, ruined bad circadian rythyms education, and banned video games. Now, there’s nothing left to do except “build character”.

This reporter warns kids in China to become disobedient and bad, not only so they can protest ‘building character’, but so they’ll also be easier to control in the future.