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"A bot wrote this obituary and I’m losing my mind
[pic of a woman smiling]
Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but she thought she did.
The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird. She owed us poems.
The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In leiu of flowers, send brenda more life.
"See you in 1977
randomslasher comments: it is literally impossible to pick a favourite line because the entire thing is gold."
almost 22k notes on the post.
Update: apparently it’s not actually written by a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/psbku2/where_are_our_poems_brenda/hdouekc?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I thought is was a little too perfect. Most AI generated text is pretty boring and has much fewer “laugh lines.”
I wish it was.
Awwwww. It’s still hilarious, though. :D
I remember I was a friend with someone in the internet that had and probably still has some mental health issues, he wrote sentences with perfectly correct syntax but absolutely no coherence, it was pretty cool, it reminded me The Naked Lunch; and this reminds me of that dude.
Was it this person by any chance? https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3Pdamwkm7tE
Lol, no, but the writings were pretty similar.
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Poor guy…
