You are not a Finnish Super Soldier!!!

(insert Squidward here)

You are a teenager living in Nebraska!!

‘Babe, it says right here that the Finnish people were collaborating with the Nazi’s.’

‘Yes, but you see…’

Yeah Finland held them back, exactly for as long as they attacked on a broad front. From the moment the Red Army started a spear tip assault along the southern coast towards Helsinki, to Finland capitulating, only days passed.