/r/GenZedong, but on Lemmygrad!
This is a Dengist subreddit in favor of Bashar Al Assad with no information that can lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton, our fellow liberal and queen. This subreddit is not ironic. We are Marxist-Leninists.
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No Ableism, racism, misogyny etc.
No being pro Amerikkka
No being an electorialist or a lib(of course)
Moderator discretion
This community is explicitly pro AES
No dogmatism/idealism(Permanent Revolution type stuff, anarchism, etc.)
------“I don’t even know if I’m a person with my own thoughts, or if I just think whatever TV and the internet programs me to think. I’m so mired in ideology that even when I attempt to strip away what you might consider the external rhetoric that I’ve inherited, it’s hard to tell if anything truly remains of my being. Given that existential quagmire, I can either spend every day in a quasi-schizophrenic panic, or I can comfort myself with the mass-produced ideal that I’ve been invited to accept, which in this case is going to war with China.”-----
okay which one of you infiltrated the Onion and posted based shit again?
I had to tell my fiance this is a satire. He said it’s difficult nowadays to tell the difference.
tbf he’s right
Craig Leonard (Roofer)
Libs will say the onion denies genocide
Oh, I love this one - “I think the recent successes of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan show that we’re ready to take on a much more formidable opponent.”.
It’s like, “Hey, why not, really? We gotta prove we can, right?”.
The problem, of course, being, some actually think like that.
Someone should tell them what success means
"Ever since I heard about nuclear weapons, I’ve always wanted to experience one myself.”
The onion is no longer satire.
The onion is self-censored.
And owned by a larger media company unfortunately this one is a banger though
If the last couple years have taught me anything, it’s that the Onion is published by people have either a time machine, or a tap on the CIA’s phone lines.
Yao Ming do be too tall tbh
A little long but it set up the punchline at the very end so nicely
Dallas Castillo is on to something