I intend to print out my favourite porno, frame by frame, then flip-book it. That should get me through a few months without power.
The whole thing or just the first two minutes?
Nah you gotta skip the stupid opening plot
My plan is to starve to death.
I’m hoping I get shot in the face, but this is the likely outcome.
LOL @ rural tough guys who think that people desperate for food will be afraid of getting shot
Dying in the upcoming apocalypse is my retirement plan.
I rely on medicine that only lasts about 4 weeks without refrigeration. None of these fetish scenarios are relevant to me.
Yeah I need to start buying insulin in the garden or finding out where the local pig farms are.
Probably move away from Texas?
I have a generator, about a month of frozen food and enough gas to keep it frozen for a month (1hr on, 12hrs off with the lid closed). I plan on bartering power and entertainment for more gas and food.
As long as your stuff is indeed frozen, and you aren’t opening it up, the food will stay frozen for almost 48 hours.
Source: I turn people’s power off for a living.
You run the backhoe for Bell service techs?
🤣 This is so on the nose. During Telus’ big fiber optic infrastructure push I’d respond to 1-2 outages caused by them digging or directional drilling through services.
Ngl I kinda wish they’d hit mine because I’m about to upgrade my panel/service.
I thought a fridge starts to spoil in 4 hours not 12?
Fridge maybe, but I have a chest freezer. They are really good at rejecting heat as long as you dont open the lid.
Ah, that’s next on my buy list for sure
Buy a generator, I guess.
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