I tried one a couple years ago with an open mind.

I took two bites and yeah no. Couldn’t eat it.

I told the server that I couldn’t eat it, so she took my plate off the table and slapped the bill down in front of me, charging me for it without offering any alternatives while my lunch mates slowly enjoyed their good burgers and I got to sit there watching, hungry, and sixteen dollars lighter in the wallet. Worse, I was about to catch a plane, so I was fucked on getting any other food.

I got the rolled eyes treatment when I paid and didn’t tip.

I’m not bitter about that experience. Not one bit.