Please make it happen, we need this as the banner for this community.

Here is a short list I did on shitpost:

DUDE!!! I had a whole satirical analysis about the Imperial Mushroom Kingdom, but the more you look at it the more the truth is shown. It started with Comrade Whomp in 64 (“It makes me so mad! We build your houses, your castles, we pave your roads, and still you walk all over us.") where Mario just stares him cold dead in the eyes and murders this union leader in broad daylight! Some few points: -The Mushroom Kingdom is an imperialist ethnostate (where the Toads are the privileged majority with the Goombas are treated as second class citizens), where the Toads have eliminated the Koopas land with their petty bourgeois businesses, i. e. the Toad houses, with Prf. Toadstool as the big boss capitalist/ intelligentsia. Plus Bowser’s “Army” is the only place you see more than one race other than Humans, Toads, or Goombas( more on them later) -Isle Delfino is a colony of the Delfino peoples, where comrade Bowser Junior (a truly Che Guevara character) retakes the hoarded Shine Sprites, redistributes them across the Island and does mass scale espionage against Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom. -Mario Galaxy could possibly about the Space Race, Where the Koopas gain Space Travel Superiority, so you team up with a dying Royalty, Rosalina, to gain a monopoly of Power Stars in space. The Universe Repeats itself because the only way to advance is to let Comrade Bowser achieve Socialism. -Mario Odyssey is literally just Imperialism the Game. -Bowser and the Koopalings, who mind you are democratically elected officials each representing there own region, are the last stand of the Koopa race and other ethnic minorities (Monty Moles, Wigglers, Piranha Plants) with the help of the segregated Goombas. Bowser’s “Army” is merely a defensive stand against the Imperialists. There’s more if you care, lol >

Sorry it’s crammed and I’m too lazy to fix it.