OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
The fucked up thing is there really are still fundamentalists (“trad wife”, “husband is king of the household” type people), including some women, who believe that women should not be allowed to vote. My high school girlfriend turned into one after she went to college in eastern Kentucky.