• @nutomic@lemmy.ml
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    93 years ago

    First it was the power outage in Texas, then the pipeline stopped working, now this. Anyone wanna take bets what will be the next major failure in the “greatest country on earth”?

  • @pinknoise@lemmy.ml
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    83 years ago

    Ooops, your cattle have been encrypted!

    I highly recommend using some browser plugin to replace “ransomware” with “stupid tax”, it makes these types of articles way more fun.

  • @k_o_t@lemmy.mlM
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    63 years ago

    finally, some good news 🤗😎

    the article tho

    JBS’s five biggest beef plants in the U.S. — which altogether handle 22,500 cattle a day

    yeah, “handling” 🙆‍♀️