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minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 year agoA hot, sexy angel, as the TV keeps telling me. But let’s be honest, God has killed way more people than Satan. Dude brags about it too, with his rainbows meaning “Haha, I promise not to hit you anymore… but I could.”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 year agoI can’t even think of anyone Satan killed; but God’s killed the whole world at least once and only promised not to do it again in the same way.
A hot, sexy angel, as the TV keeps telling me.
But let’s be honest, God has killed way more people than Satan. Dude brags about it too, with his rainbows meaning
“Haha, I promise not to hit you anymore… but I could.”
I can’t even think of anyone Satan killed; but God’s killed the whole world at least once and only promised not to do it again in the same way.