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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Anon skips naptime

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Anon skips naptime

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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      The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?

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        The gender rabbit egg

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      depends which flavor

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      what, you egg?

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    5’4" since I was 12… still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.

    What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes…

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      So cute!

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      Go full Vegeta

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        🤔

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    Mommy issues latent in your case… well, try not to upset your mother

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    oversized hoodies

    5’4"

    why am I so childlike in their eyes??

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    So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That’s sick.

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    Time to get a second mother.

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    Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings

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    Guess he just needs to break both his arms

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    Bro same

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