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minus-squareGleddified@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up67·1 year ago“Plunging”? I call BS, isn’t lava way too thick for that?
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·1 year agoYour mom’s too thick to plunge
minus-squareRoundcat@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoBut what if that anaconda don’t want none?
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind.
minus-squareTORFdot0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down8·1 year agoI’m pretty sure you’d lose more than just your arm if you were close enough to lava to “plunge” any sort of member into it. Lava is typically 1300 F/700 C. Just exposure to the heated air around it would instantly burn you all over
minus-squarepillars_in_the_trees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoYou can actually walk on some lava (with boots.)
minus-squarenik282000@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 year agoI work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold.
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoIt’s fine as long as you have the high ground.
minus-squareGenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoYeah. It’s molten rock. You can’t sink or plunge into it.
minus-squareSup3rlativ3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoJust like you can’t plunge your arm into melted ice… xD
“Plunging”? I call BS, isn’t lava way too thick for that?
Your mom’s too thick to plunge
Thank God I have a snake!
But what if that anaconda don’t want none?
I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind.
Boom roasted.
I’m pretty sure you’d lose more than just your arm if you were close enough to lava to “plunge” any sort of member into it.
Lava is typically 1300 F/700 C. Just exposure to the heated air around it would instantly burn you all over
Am Anikin. Can confirm.
Did you try spinning?
That’s a good trick.
Whoopee!
You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.)
Imagine slipping
I work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured.
Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold.
It’s fine as long as you have the high ground.
Nope
Yeah. It’s molten rock. You can’t sink or plunge into it.
Just like you can’t plunge your arm into melted ice… xD