Zorr’ak notes, page 2:
Earthlings’ nutrition consists mainly of elongated pieces of synthetic rubber. These can’t be fully digested, so consuming the nutrients they contain is achieved by inserting them repeatedly in one or more of the mouths that Earthlings have in different parts of their anatomy.
Zorr’ak notes, page 3:
Several attempts to feed the Earthling specimen we collected have failed. We are releasing it to avoid it dying from starvation
NY Post, page 3 headline:
Texas man claims he was abducted by aliens and anal-probed
Shower thots
Aliens arrive and try communicating
ding… ding ding ding ding… ding ding ding
they have bells on their crotches?
They’re tipping the e-thot 😌
At least the aliens would know how to make us cum
50% of us
Eh some camgirls have dicks
These “Hoomans” are very passionate about keeping all the orifices clean.
If we can be so lucky that that’s all they receive 🙃
Very intelligent species 10/10
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