• Skyrkazm@lemmy.world
      4·
      1 year ago

      Be me

      Become skeleton for immortality

      Replace bones with fossils

      Commit acts of heroism and call myself the “Living Fossil”

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
        3·
        1 year ago

        I assume “replace bones with fossils” is short for

        let myself get buried by mud

        bones get permineralized over millions of years

        get dug up by archeologists