• HatlessAtlas
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    33 years ago

    Dumbledor has first year students polish his wand for house points. Everyone knows this, but it’s the one story Rita Skeeter doesn’t put in her column.

  • @Hagels_Bagels
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    33 years ago

    Harry takes Hermoine’s time changer thingy, goes back in time and kills Voldemort as a child, and brings everyone he killed back to life.

  • @iancynk@lemmy.ml
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    23 years ago

    I’d announce a follow-up series featuring George Weasley turning new Dark Lord to revive his brother and make the world a more “entertaining” (add Joker laughter here) place.

    Alternatively I’d highlight that HPMOR http://www.hpmor.com/ has the much better storyline. Haters gonna hate, everyone else will fall for it. And never shall you read the original Harry Potter with your naive eyes again.

  • @copacetic@lemmy.mlOP
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    13 years ago

    Dumbledore is actually a Hufflepuff as is hinted by his years-long masterplan for Harry. He rewrote history about him being a Gryffindor for deception.