bags of onion and minced meat who polished the cocks of poles and germans for a thousand years before being briefly elevated to sapience by the soviet union

edit: didn’t realize that included poland, finland and ukraine too, so:

Poland: imagine “hating russia” as your emo fase in highschool, then imagine being unable to grow out of it

Ukraine: a country so historically relevant, that most of their PR is reminding people that their cities have a ukrainian name too

Finland: imagine your biggest national achievements being having an antisocial population and being proud about a war that you lost