Recently during a meeting held by the See See Pee, Xi Jinping announced that he had to use the restroom because he needed to take a piss. But why? Urinating has nothing to do with communist ideology.

Our professional china experts have analysed this detail by detail, the truth is shocking. Turns out this is a secret cryptic message that reveals plans to awaken Marxzilla: the king of the communists. These noobs are really trying to destroy our great freedumb loving country.

Well, we can’t let this happen, so our brave patriot soldiers have created the ultimate killing machine: Mechawashington. There’s no way they can take us down. We will genocide anyone who doesn’t submit to us because we’re superior in every way possible!