Turns out being a foreign agent in China doesn’t make you James Bond tracking down Francisco Scaramanga, it means pretending to be a communications engineer to snatch 5G intel and then getting a visit on a suspicion from the police at midnight asking you what the sine of 2pi/3 is, and you can’t answer because you failed trig classes as a kid despite your 7th grade maths teacher telling you to prepare for this very specific edge case
Don’t worry, we’ll hand you a “trotskyist” working for the NSA. And that NSA agent will get intel on the Mossad agent. And the Mossad agent will get intel on the Interpol agent. And the Interpol agent will get all of the intel on you. We communists believe in mutually beneficial solutions. /s
Turns out being a foreign agent in China doesn’t make you James Bond tracking down Francisco Scaramanga, it means pretending to be a communications engineer to snatch 5G intel and then getting a visit on a suspicion from the police at midnight asking you what the sine of 2pi/3 is, and you can’t answer because you failed trig classes as a kid despite your 7th grade maths teacher telling you to prepare for this very specific edge case
I could totally see myself getting executed for poor math performance 😔 guess I can never be a proper spook…
Don’t worry, we’ll hand you a “trotskyist” working for the NSA. And that NSA agent will get intel on the Mossad agent. And the Mossad agent will get intel on the Interpol agent. And the Interpol agent will get all of the intel on you. We communists believe in mutually beneficial solutions. /s