Why must they be like this

  • @Munrock
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    301 year ago

    “Would this toolbox help us build a cabin, do you think?”

    “Yes. But empty it first, the tools are just dead weight.”

    “…Are you sure?”

    “Yes. We can’t shelter inside the toolbox and complain about how hard it is to build a cabin if it’s filled with hammers and drills other tankie shit.”

    “But I don’t think we can shelter in the toolbox, it’s not big enough. Maybe we could use the tools to-”

    “Of course it isn’t big enough! It’s designed by a tankie. An Anarchist would have designed a bigger toolbox.”

    “But would an anarchist have built a bigger toolbox?”

    “Irrelevant! I refuse to compromise on the purity of my vision for a comically large tool box.”