Tomorrow at noon GMT, I will pick the two most rated comments per score in this thread and answer the questions they ask (edit: one question per comment). If it is not a question, then that opportunity goes to waste.

To help me answer questions, I have enlisted the help of my all-new CritAI machine, a state-of-the-art supercomputer built into my basement that is able to search the first page of google in 45 minutes and output an answer to any question in mere days! The best tech 1975 can give us! However the model is still a bit buggy and might not give you exactly what you asked for though…

I will not answer questions that can be answered with yes or no however, just to make it challenging, nor questions – obviously – that give out the alt’s name.

The answers will be truthful.

You should consult with each other. The clock is ticking.