• @CamaradaD
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    161 year ago

    “Maxx-Pro,” huh. Big name for a relatively lightly-armoured offroad small truck.

    • JucheBot1988
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      191 year ago

      Super Bone-Crusher Invincible Machine of Death 3000 (has no armor over a vital area because some exec was cutting corners)

      • @CamaradaD
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        91 year ago

        Ironically, the more useful and iconic hardware have the least pretentious names. Sure, a lot of equipment earn nicknames (Krokodyl, Katyusha, etc), but generally it’s a rule that even work for the US: While not invincible, the unimpressively-named M1A1 Abrams and M2 Bradley get the job done without coming from the assembly line with official stupid names that sound like an edgy teenager came up with.

        • @Shrike502
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          91 year ago

          It’s a marketing thing, a side effect of the capitalist mode of production. Look at Soviet designations - mostly just alphanumeric characters or something modest. I.e. artillery named after flowers (Tyulpan, Pion, Vasilyok). Meanwhile on the western side you get a competition for showing off. Can’t just name a cartridge 7.62, gotta call it “Blackout”. Can’t have a howitzer, has to be a “Paladin”.

          • @ComradeSalad
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            91 year ago

            Even historic American designations made sense or had patriotic meaning. Like the Sherman, Pershing, and Grant tanks, all named after famous and successful US generals. Or mostly just referring to the alphanumeric designation the design was given, (M-10 for example).

            Modern American designations and “cool” flashy names are a joke.

    • @Shrike502
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      161 year ago

      Pompous names and branding is one area where USA absolutely shines