China could fucking cure all +200 kinds of cancer, solve world hunger, end homophobia and transphobia, clone goddamn Dinosaurs Jurassic Park-style, prove the existence of the multi-verse, get me out of jail because of that Dolphin incident I was involved in at Sea World, and walk my Komodo Dragon and talking Ball Python, and these cracker piece of shit motherfuckers would still be screeching about “muh Wee-jerk camps!”
China could fucking cure all +200 kinds of cancer, solve world hunger, end homophobia and transphobia, clone goddamn Dinosaurs Jurassic Park-style, prove the existence of the multi-verse, get me out of jail because of that Dolphin incident I was involved in at Sea World, and walk my Komodo Dragon and talking Ball Python, and these cracker piece of shit motherfuckers would still be screeching about “muh Wee-jerk camps!”