Several US intelligence agencies reported experience massive spikes in headaches after two Chinese baloons were found in US and Latin American airspace. It is believed to be a case of the famous Havana syndrome, previously used by the Russians in Cuba to spread socialism by influencing directly the brain of its victims.
Critics speculate that it is not Havanna syndrome but rather high doses of alcohol ingestion that caused the spike in headaches, which could be linked to a very festive retirement party the night before. However, no link was found between alcool consumption and sudden headaches.
Majority of the US Congress is reporting cases of Havana syndrome. Congress is take a 3 months, tax payer funded, vacation to recover from the effects of the attack. This comes after the last bill approved by Congress which doubled their pay and legalized hunting the homeless for sport.