world’s most centrist and milquetoast dickhead.

No, that’s not accurate.

What do we call a person who:

• defends fascists with all their might
• closes their eyes when they see racism, transphobia, homophobia, etcetera etcetera
• constantly denies that the preceding point occurs, even when presented with evidence
• bends the rules to defend fascists, and punish anti-fascists
• tells fascists that they will “have a talk” with the admins who took out the trash

I think it starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘T’